Monday, March 31, 2008

Sneak Attack


Sneak Attack - that's what I am calling Lynne's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament bracket. If either Memphis or North Carolina win the whole thing, then Lynne not only beats me she wins the entire pool! That's near $100! Way to go Superfox! If UCLA wins I take 3rd place, if Kansas wins I take 4th place. So now I am hoping NC or Memphis pulls it off, so Lynne can cover my entry fee and we can go out and celebrate.

UPDATE:

After getting very close, neither North Carolina or Memphis could pull it off. So while Lynne was very close, she didn't win the kitty. Damn, so close, yet so far...

Friday, March 28, 2008

Stealing Tips and Urinal Bags


Why do you need unions?

Because of bullshit like this, Quest wants employees to pee in a urinal bag to save all the costly time it takes to look for a restroom? And this: Starbucks routinely forces its baristas to share tips with management. WTF?

Tim and Emo are hooked on THE WIRE

Just like everybody else I know who took the time to watch that show. And I have to give props to the writers, especially at the end of Season 3, where Stringer Bell gets blown to pieces. Below is the email from Emo:

From: emily@portfolio21.com
Date: March 27, 2008 4:41:55 PM GMT-04:00
To: tylerc@umich.edu

Tim and I just finished season 3 last night, and I'm SO bummed that Stringer gets ratted out by Avon AND killed by my Omar. Plus Colvin gets screwed. Those last two episodes were a lot to digest!

Hope all is well,

Emo

NCAA Bracket Battle: War of the Roses Edition!


My email to Lynne this morning:

Hi honey,

I was taking a break and looking at your bball bracket, and you look to be in pretty good shape this round. You went 3/4 last night (only missing on Xavier) and you are poised to win four today (the four you picked are the presumptive favorites). Moreover, you are going to kill me this round, as you and I have the same picks for two games, and you are in the running for additional games that I don't even have a chance at. Check it out:

You have:

Memphis over Michigan State
Texas over Stanford
Kansas over Villanova
Wisconsin over Davidson

I have:

NOBODY in this game (I had Pitt over Memphis)
Texas over Stanford
Kansas over Villanova
NOBODY in this game (I had Georgetown over Wisconsin)

Even if you miss on one of those two games that I don't have a chance at you still get a big leg up on me, and if you hit on both you are ahead of me! Here is how we did in the first two rounds:

Tyler 21 + 20 = 41
Lynne 18 + 18 = 36

Yesterday, we both picked 3/4, so we each got an additional 12 pts.

Tyler 41 + 12 = 53
Lynne 36 + 12 = 48

So, if Memphis beats state, and Wisconsin beats Davidson, you jump ahead of me. SNEAKY FOX!!! Of course, the tricky part is that each round is worth more points, so the games on saturday and sunday will be worth 8 points. For those games we have:

You have:

North Carolina over Louisville
NOBODY (you had Duke over UCLA)
Memphis over WHOEVER
Kansas over WHOEVER

I have:

North Carolina over Louisville
UCLA over Xavier
Texas over WHOEVER
Kansas over WHOEVER

So, for you to keep it close with me in this round, you need UCLA to lose, and Memphis to win tonight and against Texas on Sunday. If you do that, you kick my butt, big time.

So, the point of this whole email is to say that the stakes are high for us tonight:

If memphis beats state, you are climbing, but still down by 1 pt! If that happens and wisconsin beats davidson, you are ahead of me by 3pts! No matter what else happens.

If memphis wins tonight and on sunday, and Xavier beats UCLA, you are up by a whopping 9 points!

As Clay Davis says: SHEEEOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT !

T

Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Latest FRONTLINE Documentary

You might have seen this on PBS the last two evenings, Frontline has produced another interesting documentary on the Iraq war that focuses on the infighting and mismanagement within the Bush Administration. None of this is new material, much of it covered in the book Fiasco, but if you have a lot of time on your hands or if you are having trouble sleeping (which I was) its a great way to entertain yourself for a few hours. The incompetence is staggering, I think.

Sunset on Hillary's Campaign?

THE LONG DEFEAT

By DAVID BROOKS
Published: March 25, 2008
New York Times

Hillary Clinton may not realize it yet, but she’s just endured one of the worst weeks of her campaign. First, Barack Obama weathered the Rev. Jeremiah Wright affair without serious damage to his nomination prospects. Obama still holds a tiny lead among Democrats nationally in the Gallup tracking poll, just as he did before this whole affair blew up.


Second, Obama’s lawyers successfully prevented re-votes in Florida and Michigan. That means it would be virtually impossible for Clinton to take a lead in either elected delegates or total primary votes.

Third, as Noam Scheiber of The New Republic has reported, most superdelegates have accepted Nancy Pelosi’s judgment that the winner of the elected delegates should get the nomination. Instead of lining up behind Clinton, they’re drifting away. Her lead among them has shrunk by about 60 in the past month, according to Avi Zenilman of Politico.com.

In short, Hillary Clinton’s presidential prospects continue to dim. The door is closing. Night is coming. The end, however, is not near.

Last week, an important Clinton adviser told Jim VandeHei and Mike Allen (also of Politico) that Clinton had no more than a 10 percent chance of getting the nomination. Now, she’s probably down to a 5 percent chance.

Five percent.

Let’s take a look at what she’s going to put her party through for the sake of that 5 percent chance: The Democratic Party is probably going to have to endure another three months of daily sniping. For another three months, we’ll have the Carvilles likening the Obamaites to Judas and former generals accusing Clintonites of McCarthyism. For three months, we’ll have the daily round of résumé padding and sulfurous conference calls. We’ll have campaign aides blurting “blue dress” and only-because-he’s-black references as they let slip their private contempt.

For three more months (maybe more!) the campaign will proceed along in its Verdun-like pattern. There will be a steady rifle fire of character assassination from the underlings, interrupted by the occasional firestorm of artillery when the contest touches upon race, gender or patriotism. The policy debates between the two have been long exhausted, so the only way to get the public really engaged is by poking some raw national wound.

For the sake of that 5 percent, this will be the sourest spring. About a fifth of Clinton and Obama supporters now say they wouldn’t vote for the other candidate in the general election. Meanwhile, on the other side, voters get an unobstructed view of the Republican nominee. John McCain’s approval ratings have soared 11 points. He is now viewed positively by 67 percent of Americans. A month ago, McCain was losing to Obama among independents by double digits in a general election matchup. Now McCain has a lead among this group.

For three more months, Clinton is likely to hurt Obama even more against McCain, without hurting him against herself. And all this is happening so she can preserve that 5 percent chance.

When you step back and think about it, she is amazing. She possesses the audacity of hopelessness.

Why does she go on like this? Does Clinton privately believe that Obama is so incompetent that only she can deliver the policies they both support? Is she simply selfish, and willing to put her party through agony for the sake of her slender chance? Are leading Democrats so narcissistic that they would create bitter stagnation even if they were granted one-party rule?

The better answer is that Clinton’s long rear-guard action is the logical extension of her relentlessly political life.

For nearly 20 years, she has been encased in the apparatus of political celebrity. Look at her schedule as first lady and ever since. Think of the thousands of staged events, the tens of thousands of times she has pretended to be delighted to see someone she doesn’t know, the hundreds of thousands times she has recited empty clichés and exhortatory banalities, the millions of photos she has posed for in which she is supposed to appear empathetic or tough, the billions of politically opportune half-truths that have bounced around her head.

No wonder the Clinton campaign feels impersonal. It’s like a machine for the production of politics. It plows ahead from event to event following its own iron logic. The only question is whether Clinton herself can step outside the apparatus long enough to turn it off and withdraw voluntarily or whether she will force the rest of her party to intervene and jam the gears.

If she does the former, she would surprise everybody with a display of self-sacrifice. Her campaign would cruise along at a lower register until North Carolina, then use that as an occasion to withdraw. If she does not, she would soldier on doggedly, taking down as many allies as necessary.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

AC is GEO

This email was in my inbox this morning, a note written by Afia Ofori-Mensa, a brilliant young scholar and a good friend. Her casual shout-out to thank members of the American Culture graduate student community reminds me that my experience at the University of Michigan has been just as much about creating community as it has been about creating scholarship.

American Culture boasts some of the best, most committed, most creative, brilliant young academics at the University of Michigan. I am so happy to be surrounded by such excellent people. Check out the email below:

From: afiaao@umich.edu
Subject: picket pride
Date: March 26, 2008 12:50:38 PM GMT-04:00
To: ac.grad.issues@umich.edu

dear ac grad community,

yesterday, when i went out to join the picket lines on central campus, i was moved, again and again, every time i saw an ac face appear in the crowd. it made me think about what a meeting of the generations this moment was, with many of us who were out on the lines three years ago joined by so many ac grad students who weren't here back then to be on those lines, but who now have taken up positions of activism and leadership--in geo and in the ac community--with an enthusiasm i haven't seen since the mid-contract health care crisis my second year of grad school.

i'm sitting here thinking about how proud i am of our ac community and of geo--these amazing groups of people that were not the reason i came here in the first place, but that i feel lucky to have been educated and radicalized by these past six years. i'm thinking about how, at this very moment, back in 2002, i was sitting in my dorm room, trying to figure out how i was going to make this monumental decision, in less than a month, about where i would be spending years and years of my life. and just because i was comfortable with the idea of coming back home, i ended up here, in this place that has become more of a home to me in the past six years than it ever was in the first ten years i lived here.

so i wanted to take a moment to thank everyone i saw out there yesterday:

to lani and tyler, who were up at all hours of the morning to help shut down construction sites and loading docks...

to rachel, who was passing out quarter sheets to students walking by on the diag, right near strike central...

to wittmann, who handed me a sandwich from inside a cardboard box on the line outside of west hall, and who i saw still toting around that box hours later...

to kiara, who gave moving speeches about progress and solidarity during the day's rallies, who ran from place to place throughout the day with a smile on her face the whole time, and who never hesitated to thank all of us for the work we were doing...

to brian, who i saw waving his sign and screaming support at the rally...

to margot, who was holding it down enthusiastically on one of the key picket lines right outside haven hall...

to stiffler and kiri and paul, who led spirited chants on the lines i was on outside angell hall and the ls&a building...

to jessi, who answered those chants tirelessly, her sign in the air the whole time...

to anyone else who was out there but who i didn't run into myself. to anyone else who has taken the time to support geo and ac grad students at any point in this process. thank you. i'm really proud of us.

i just thought you should know.

peace,
afia